Weird Shit

I found myself on a park bench today with no idea how I had gotten there. I looked around and there was a genie sitting next to me. The genie asked, “What is your third wish?” I asked him to explain, and he said, I gave you three wishes. You made your first one, and for your second one you begged and pleaded for me to make everything the way it was, which is why you don’t remember me. Now you have one wish left.” I thought long and hard before deciding: “I would like to know my true self.” The genie started laughing, and I asked why. He replied “That was your first wish” Then he granted my wish and disappeared.